Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Come share oat with me in your robe
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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