I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
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