Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
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