belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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