to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
this will be a night to untag.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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