id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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