whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Randomize
