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Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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