I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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