I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
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