Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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