so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Randomize
