hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
you will always have a special place in my vag
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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