Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
