People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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