i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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