His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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