This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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