hotel room ftw
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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