There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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