What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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