When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
tell me about the fingering
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