I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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