there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
She made me pour olive oil on her.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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