Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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