Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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