Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Randomize
