finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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