I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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