can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
What a dumb baby whore.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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