I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
I did not marry a roomba.
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