The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Panties = found
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
