Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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