You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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