are you still at the devil's house?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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