My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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