too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Randomize
