You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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