I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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