is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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