Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
You are a genius and a whore.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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