where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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