Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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