some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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