But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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