Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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