Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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