Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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