Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
i think im in europe. pls send help
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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