Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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