ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Moan for me like Helen Keller
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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