Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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