does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Reggie can tackle my bush.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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